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where you stack hats on top of each other in a pile til all of them fall off. started by Austin Mahone and Alex Constancio.
Planking and coning are so last week, hatting is better!
hatting by gabfrost August 23, 2011
When a male sticks his head up a females vagina, and standing up.
Grace gets hatted by toby, hatting is part of the sexual activities
The new sexy semi-underground kink, wherein people engage in wearing others like hats. The hatting scene consists of two subgroups: the person who wears the hat, and the hat him- or herself. Addictive phenomenom.
"Why are you smiling like that?" "Jessica's been hatting me last night."
Hatting by Adam01 February 2, 2007

Lady Hatting 

A sexual position in which you insert your head into a vagina and wear the lady like a hat.
"Can I borrow your vag-breather and vaseline I'm gonna do some lady hatting tonight."
Lady Hatting by booggerboy January 30, 2009

flat hatting 

When a plane fly’s low to the ground at high speed. This is often done at air shows. The maneuver’s are exiting but dangerous. The military have regulations against this practice. Pilots have been known too break these rules. An accident in Italy in 1998 was blamed on flat hatting. A military plane flying at low altitude and high velocity severed a cable on a ski lift. The gondola 🚠 with 20 ppl fell to the ground killing all aboard.
Local residents have complained about planes flat hatting over their houses. The low flying planes are noisy and distracting.
flat hatting by chucky lavinder November 27, 2019

wizard hatting 

Taking snapchats of things/people and drawing wizard hats on them (blue with yellow stars) and sending them to everyone on your list.

Started by L'Alice Monocle, 2014
im getting these wizard hat snapchats from people I don't even know, wizard hatting must be catching on
wizard hatting by through_jaded_eyes September 3, 2014
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