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texas tounge fucker 

A cumstain that's been in a tube sock for a while.
Derrick you're such a texas tounge fucker!

RMF (Real Mother Fucker) 

Genetic real son and mother do piv. son then becomes a real mother fucker.
Real as it can be, never actually seen a RMF (Real Mother Fucker); just like they say, inscrutable, volatile, a bit tricky to deal with.

sexy ass fucker 

Me jit . I’ll fuck your mom
Oh me ? I’m that sexy ass fucker .
sexy ass fucker by Katyjenny345 October 17, 2018

Dog dicking mother fucker 

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times
God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort
Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

Trucker Mother Fucker

A truck driver who drives aggressively or stupidly on the road, putting other motorists at major risk. This risk is due to the trucks' extreme size.

The phrase can be used as a substitute for "asshole" when referring to a truck driver who is driving dangerously.
Holy shit, this trucker mother fucker ran a red light and almost hit me