Chris Walton

A man with tiny genitals.
No girl likes a Chris Walton.

Person 1: "Hey you know Chris Walton?"
Person 2: "Yea, the one with the small cock?"
Person 1: "Yea thats the guy!"

And..."Chris Walton is it in yet???!!!"

Chris Walton by Shbam July 30, 2011

Chris Angel 

Chris Angel, also know as The Satanic Silver Surfer

Silver Surfer from Fantastic Four, Rise of the Silver Surfer
MindFreak is defined at the beginning of his show, this definiton proving him Chris Angel as the Silver Surfer

Chris Angel by Andy161991 June 28, 2007

Chris Jerico 

A WWE Wrestler, He Is Currently Part Of the Unified Tag Team Champions, Along With big Show.

Dude 1:Did You see Chris Jerico Last night On Raw?

Dude 2:Yeah He is No good the big show is the only reason he wins!

Chris Jerico by ThetreeTalks August 24, 2009

Chris Brown 

A legend. A man who is multi-talented and can pretty much do anything. He can sing, rap, sing in Spanish, dance, freestyle, write music, produce it, direct videos, draw, paint, play basketball, play football, do ballet, there's not anything this man cannot do. He makes great music, is very versatile, he's charitable, loves his fans and everyone who meets him always speaks highly about how he's a fun guy, great energy and personality. Very misunderstood and underrated but a king nonetheless.

You will never find a talent like Chris Brown ever again

Chris Brown by makingitaway September 29, 2019

Chris Benoit 

a pro wrestler and pedophile who killed his son and wife before offing himself and now resides in the 666th level of Hell with Michael Jackson and other pedophile scumbags

Chris Benoit was a pedophile because he killed his kid

Chris Benoit by BellasaurusTheJust November 24, 2018

Chris McNulty 

sexy ass mutherrfuckka . BIG DICK. <3(; a little short...but g00d things come in small packages <3 ! GET IN HIS PANTS, okay bye.

i would do Chris McNulty ....now.

Chris McNulty by izele assilem November 7, 2011

Chris Publicover 

He does stuff.

Chris Publicover caber tosses a duck across a waterfall.

He is doing stuff.

Chris Publicover by Rosie Bloomfield November 23, 2010