Everyone's a Comedian

Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.

Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."

by nycdoggo May 23, 2025

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

Up-and-Comer

When you remove the lid from the tank of a toilet, sit down, and jerk off so the resulting cumshot lands in the tank.

To discreetly relieve yourself and obscure the evidence, you can try the up-and-comer.

by Meatman689 August 18, 2025

de havilland comet

The true grandfather of jet airliners. Sure it crashed a lot due to no knowledge about metal fatigue and material science but it paved the way forward for modern jets like the Airbus A350. Once it was figured out how metal fatigue works and addressed, comets dominated the sky.

The de havilland comet is the grandfather of all jet travel.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing December 18, 2025

Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Deleted Family Guy gags that are unfunny and cringe

“Hey! You should watch Seth McFarlane’s Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!”
“No, that show is so unfunny, I barfed”
“ok”

by LoonStock June 29, 2023

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