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BreastAlingus

when a girls bazooooms receive erotic stimulationby somebody's tongus.
she was pissed at her ol' man so she decided to get some breastalingus from a girlfriend
BreastAlingus by Atlantis1789 September 16, 2018

Beast of Burden 

1. Title of popular Rolling Stones track

2. Overweight and gruesome female that has not been blessed in the physical appearance department
1. "I'll never be your beast of burden..."

2. "Agghh, that is rank, she is well nasty, she is a beast of burden. I wouldn't touch her with your d*ck"
Beast of Burden by MIB October 18, 2004

Beastie Boys 

a white rap trio that helped popularize hip hop about 20 years ago. About all they got is juvenile, smug, frat-boy humor and immature attitude. Take all that away and you ain't got nothing. Even their first hit, the heavy metal "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party" is stupid and pretty one-dimensional.
The Beastie Boys are three immature boneheads that were panned by the critics in 1987, but now the critics suck the Beasties' dicks like the Beasties tell them to in one of their songs.
What cool kids on Gears Of War say, especially nubs.

Yo, I beasted you, cuz im MLG Pro.
Beasted by Crim50n baybay August 21, 2008

Beastard 

a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .
Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..
Beastard by suckmyasshole July 8, 2011

Gazelle Da Beast 

when a women looks likes a gazelle from afar, but up close she looks like a beast
person 1: yo son, peep this gurl.

person 2: word?

(person 2 turns around, scopes the scene, recognizes what female his friend pointed out. He gets an immediate erection. starts licking his lips. female turns around, fine as fuck. person 2 starts grabbing his junk, she starts licking her lips, there going to....she walks closer

as she approaches, she starts to look like she has vomit for a face, the smell in the room is getting horrible. person 2 looks over at his friend, person 1, like, "wtf?"

person 2: can i help you?

gazelle da beast: whats up?

person 2: nothing much with dank ass smell that you brought over and that lasagna on your face

(after they have some words, person 2 turns to person 1)

person 2: that bitch was gazelle da beast.
Gazelle Da Beast by Nick Whole January 2, 2009