Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016

steampot

Slang for ladyparts when it's hot outside or said lady is overheated; the condition of having hot and/or sweaty female genitalia; the female equivalent of "ball soup ".

After running that marathon, Lucy had a bad case of steampot.

by wook421 August 5, 2016

Steaming Dave

(n) pronounced Stee-Ming Day-veh: it is a room temperature Apple juice ran through a steamer. It is similar to a cider.

Carla was burning because Jerry spilled a fresh Steaming Dave all over her uncovered legs.

by Grover12345 August 17, 2016

Steamin' the clam

When she won't open up so you get her in the sauna and started steamin' the clam so she gets hot enough to open up that clam exposing that sweet pink.

Paul couldn't get the cleaning girl to give in, so he coax her to the sauna and once inside Paul started steamin' the clam and had her open up that clam within minutes!

by Clamer October 12, 2016

Steamed

When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.

"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"

by FuckWithKilistina November 20, 2016

Steamy Newton

It is the process in which you consume an entire package of Fig Newtons, wait until your body processed it, and expel it onto another person; preferably in a sexual manner.

I see he enjoys eating fruit. Maybe he'll enjoy a steamy newton.

by Kal8el November 21, 2016

steamroll charlie

HTML Charlie is when a woman put Saran Wrap over your face squats over your face and s*** so hard that the plastic blows off your face

This chick gave me a steamroll Charlie

by Spike72983 December 1, 2016