Green hat

NTR

*a boy is wearing a green hat*

-That boy must have been cuckolded.
Yea novelupdate should know that dammit

by halmstad May 30, 2019

Party Hat

That one person in your tribe who is always happy and ready to make some bad decisions.

Make sure Party Hat is not the designated driver tonight!

by Cookieporn June 6, 2018

hat

a hat. it means nothing but a hat.

MacDonald: “it means ‘fucked up.’”
anyone with a brain: it’s a hat. it literally just a hat.

by anonymous November 5, 2021

salmon hats

The head, corpse, or a representation of your vanquished foe worn as a hat or headgear.

Orcas start wearing dead salmon hats again. Source: Live Science

by jelifish 1111 November 28, 2024

hat trick

Hitting all three of your woman's openings in one sex session. Oral, vaginal, and anal penetration in one session is a "hat trick".

Dude, last night I scored a hat trick on my wife.
Cool! in what order?
Dude, she's no whore, she's my wife, so it's always front to back!

by pluperfect1 September 1, 2015

jiffy pop hat

a streatchy hat built to contain a large amount of hair, such as dreadlocks or an afro, in a large bulbous shape.

Desmond kept his dreads in check by stuffing them in a Jiffy Pop Hat.

by Todd-I July 19, 2023

hat trick ho

A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family

Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job

by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017