You Suck Weener

1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you

1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener
2)Jessica: I can't get drunk tomorrow im grounded
Hayley: O damn you, you suck weener

You Suck Weener by Sexual sex September 21, 2005

I suck at facebook 

Sucking at being social. Even when it's not face to face.

I didn't realize that I sucked at Facebook!
- I suck at facebook

I suck at facebook by eddie dounn January 23, 2009

god you suck at life

See Quinn

god you suck at life by catslikephish November 2, 2003

fuck suck

A hicky received during sexual intercourse. Synonym of shag tag and bunkup badge.

Where did you get that fuck suck from mate? It looks like a rabid badger has tried to bite your head off.

fuck suck by Dan Fox June 30, 2003

danky dick suck 

The act os sucking a stinky dick with smegma

Ethel does one hell of a danky dick suck.

danky dick suck by eddie love July 31, 2006

Gary suck my cock 

Term from 'Team America World Police', the Parker and Stone movie, where Spottsworth asks Gary to suck him off but doesn't actually show the act.

1.Any claim of delivering the cookies where the movie, actors, or people in a situation on TV, or in real life, fails to actually show anything!

2. Kind of like falling off the rails or failure to deliver.

Gary suck my cock.

Tom: You know in Team America when Gary was aske,d suck my cock, by Spottsworth?
Zeke: Yeah
Tom: Well they don't actually show it! I was pissed. I wanted to see him at least get a facial cumshot. I mean they showed other puppets fucking, even Gary, but no blowjob.

ZXeke: But there is porn of it somewhere.

Gary suck my cock by americafkyahfdf June 19, 2011

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on October 3rd

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

National Suck Dick Day by CumJuggler3000 September 24, 2019