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Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house
I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room
by Rhoknows October 1, 2021
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sock rockin

Some thing that is really rockin and great.
'That CD is sock rockin!'
'That film was sock rockin good!'
by Bookie April 26, 2004
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Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.
My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.
by Books and Babies August 11, 2025
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sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 6, 2023
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Fart in a sock

Using a poor foot sock for covering an erect penis, and holding a fart (semen).
I left a good fart in a sock there on the floor, not to be proud of it. Hope mother won’t find.
by ppllantdaddyy July 30, 2021
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bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon
Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"
by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014
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Socking

Verb: The act of putting on socks but more specifically knee highs
I did the socking. Now my feet are toasty. 💙
by AthenaWit July 22, 2024
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