take to school

Similar to "schooling" someone; beating someone in a competition badly and thereby teaching them how it's really done.

John challenged me to a game of one-on-one, but I took him to school.

by chipperspragish October 7, 2003

school showers

A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.

This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!

HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!

College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.

by SmallButCute February 14, 2008

High School

A cleaner version of Hell.

Parents: High school is the best four years of your life.
Teachers: Do your fucking homework.
Friends: We try to conform to different stereotypes because we're insecure.

You: Fuck this shit.

by ~i put on for my city~ December 14, 2009

High School

A form of inhumanity, believed to have been outlawed by the Geneva Conventions (See Hell). The longer one spends in a so called "Educational Facility," the worse the mental capacity, attention span, and overall health become (See Death). It is a common belief that once one is out of said facility, they are free to do whatever they wish. This is Bull Shit. The extended residence at one of these locations (See Failure) can lead to Suicide. Common side effects of high school include Insanity, Drug abuse and losing The Game. All in all, high school is a fate worse than Barney.

A) Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT! HE KILLED HIMSELF! WHAT HAPPENED!"
Person 2 - (shakes head) "High School"
B) High School Musical 3

by BEAST_modez January 19, 2009

The Bolles School

A rather expensive day and boarding school founded in 1933 with good academics and an EXCELLENT sports program. A great school to grow up in, just the right size. The middle school is somewhat clique-y, but in the high school, it's easy to be friends with everyone. Just put some effort into academics and get involved in some clubs or sports... you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime! Gorgeous campuses with attractive buildings and large, old trees. Kids here often have high expectations from their parents.

I love The Bolles School!!

by praderadeprimavera April 12, 2011

Safety School

A school which you apply to in order to make sure you at least go to SOME college, in case you get rejected from everywhere else.

-Dude, did you get into Stanford?
-No, but I got a full ride to my safety school, Berkeley.

by the S Tree March 19, 2009

Java School

A computing department within a shit university that teaches one language usually very badly.

Ali: Yo, Ahmed is you doing programming this semester innit?

Ahmed: Yes bruv me is doing Java

Ali: Oh my days we is one of them Java Schools

by Johnywadd February 9, 2010