When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
by Captain Snackpack January 3, 2024
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The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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Might as well order a few more pies, because Mike the Pizza Piranha is coming over.
Might as well order a few more pies, because Mike the Pizza Piranha is coming over.
by My Piranhas January 22, 2024
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Infinite Craft is a game where you combine elements to get more and more elements as you play on. The term "blogvertwashing piranha" is an element that the creator of this word found as a first discovery.
Infinite Craft is a game where you combine elements to get more and more elements as you play on. The term "blogvertwashing piranha" is an element that the creator of this word found as a first discovery.
Calling out all blogvertwashing piranhas: can you make the element "Fishstick Wedding VR" in the game?
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A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
A man plowing ass,nose first on his knees working hard for that raise/promotion
Look at David he's been a booty pirate ever since he found out the boss was going to promote somebody.He has followed the boss everywhere he went all morning.
by Happyavacado April 20, 2024
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