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phantom beef 

Phantom beef is when you enter a room or other enclosed area and are certain that somebody has or is farting in it but nobody is there to blame it on. Not to be confused with a bathroom that smells like somebody just blew the shitter off the hinges. Totally different.
Dude, were you in the mop closet today? I went in there for some paper towels and it stunk like shit.

Nah bruh, I was in there yesterday and it didn't smell, must be phantom beef.
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Adj. When a girl has some beefy smelly pussy lips.
Man, that girl was juicy, but she had some bad beef!
bad beef by FrankGTipsy May 8, 2018
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Corned beef taco 

What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret
Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco

swig the beef 

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.
swig the beef by joe December 4, 2004

Moo Shu Beef Jerky 

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky
Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

Pit Beef 

1) "Pit Beef" is a slang term commonly used to describe underground Hardcore and/or Death Metal Bands.

When bands have been touring for a while, there are usually periods of time when the band's members haven't taken showers or washed their clothes.

This stage is called "Pit Beef".

2) "Pit Beef" is also a term used to describe a mosh-pit that is occupied by a large number of sweaty and smelly male dancers.
1) "Did you see The Partisan Turbine play at Soma last Friday?"
"Yeah I did, they were pretty sick, but that band has some serious Pit Beef!"

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2) "Did you see how crazy that pit was?!"
"Yeah, it was intense! Too bad it was all Pit Beef!"
Pit Beef by Jhona September 5, 2007

Rost Beef 

When someone run's up on you and farts in your face.
Awwww, man Bobby was Rost Beef in the face by Jr.
Rost Beef by licksalotpuss March 20, 2009