French Fartcandle

A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.

“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”

by PolishedPocketPenis November 22, 2024

Can a nigga borrow a french fry

if a nigga from hood wants some of your fries in mc donalds/burger king or sum shit they be askin ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''

now here is my whopper with large fries and large coke
wait you ordered large fries can i get sum

nah nigga you fat as shit 🤯😭😭
but ''can a nigga borrow a french fry''???!!?!?!

by TyroneTheHoodExpert December 26, 2023

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up

I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.

by Jekevd April 21, 2025

“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”

“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.

by Appletree327 December 29, 2024

Ass French Fry

1. Something you call a person, whose being annoying, irritating, and retarted.

2. When a person is being an ass and you need something to mean to call them back.

Why would you do that you fucking Ass French Fry .

by Hoovervillenigggaaa June 14, 2018

French Gargle

When one takes a shit in anothers mouth and gargles it.

I just gave jenny a french gargle last night.

by Ydnaisns December 9, 2018