dad

a nonexistent being

??? do you have a dad?

what's a dad?

by god??? February 11, 2019

dad fact

That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.

Me: why do international pilots need to know English?

Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!

by Mydadmadethisup September 9, 2018

Demi-dad

Demi-dad

Just an ordinary demi-dad

by Ciwe September 28, 2018

Dad

1) A person who makes terrible jokes.

2) A person who always leaves halfway through something.

Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.

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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.

You: Like my dad.

by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018

Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.

"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"

by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 3, 2018

Dad-warmth

The unique bodily property exclusive to dads that allows them to resist frigid weather while wearing their khaki shorts.

Mother:"Your dad went out without a jacket!"
Son:"Eh, he'll be fine. He's got Dad-warmth."

by Flimflambam October 5, 2018

dad

Nope. This isn’t a joke. I’m not one of those ten year olds who says “LOL NO MILK NO DAD!1!1!!11!1!!1” ok so a dad is a guy who gets u ice cream and tells jokes and can be good like 86% of dads but some can be uhhhh yeah…..

Kid: can we get McDonald’s
Dad: yes

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗwalk w/ friend August 11, 2022