Business cereal

A bowl of cereal that has just enough milk to make it through 1 bowl. The top cereal usually is just damp not wet, usually eaten before the cereal gets soggy.

Since I had to leave early I had some business cereal before I left.

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

Casual cereal

A bowl of cereal that has enough milk to have a second small bowl of cereal without adding more milk

I ate some casual cereal while I watched saturday morning cartoons

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

Oti cereal

A delicious food (to some) usually served with yoghurt

Gracie: "my two favourite things are finnleys dick and oti cereal!"

by Finnking October 16, 2022

bread cereal

(n) Bread, milk, and sugar served in a bowl. Common amongst poor families. The bread is ripped up or shredded, sugar heaped on, and milk poured on top. Also called Bread Soup.

We were so poor that we had to eat bread cereal when we got hungry!

by D-Dubs12 October 22, 2022

Raw cereal

Boxed cereal that consists of no milk

Do you like cereal with milk or do you like it raw cereal?

by Amy sir December 13, 2022

church cervixes

What are available at da chapel's erectory as an after-sermon incentive for cranky hot-in-da-crotch teenage boys to attend said boring hypocritical speeches.

Clergy may actually have to resort to offering church CERVIXES to get da community's youths to come to the church SERVICES, if merely serving "ice cream sunday" portions fails to attract them.

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

Fake cereal

It’s a nice morning at your friends house, after you wake up from an insane sleepover your friend offers you a nice big bowl of cereal, you wonder why everybody stares at you smiling as you eat it, wait why does it taste weird?.. It turns out the milk is all of your friends combined semen Hahaha

Bro let’s give john some fake cereal >:)

dude your so evil

shut the fuck up

by Shaquavion Taneta O’Quayle Jr. February 1, 2023