Ass Chi 

The act of you and your asshole coming together through either a little turd or an epic shit. The key is to breath softly and steadily before any sudden bowel movements.

Ben: "Dude that was a fast pee!"
Nate: "Naw man, a took an epic Ass Chi in 7 seconds."
Ben: "Wow...record time broski!"

Ass Chi by Ninja BJ July 25, 2012

Ass vacuum 

When you have to take a shit but there's no toilet so you just suck your shit back in your asshole.

I have to do an ass vacuum to keep me from shitting in my pants.

Ass vacuum by Ken Troller May 18, 2013

Ass Plan 

a welll thought out plan on the anus, and what sexual adventures your about to embark on

john saw, an ass and thought. " i would love to ass plan that"

tiffany had her ass planned.

Ass Plan by C-Gull1060 September 6, 2013

Ass-UV 

A fucking asshole who drives an SUV like they own the road. Said species can be frequently found tailgating late at night with their high beams on. These fuckers can also be found cutting in and out of traffic, driving like they're in a race car and flipping everyone else off for not getting out of their way. Generally Ass-UV's are attracted to the biggest, clunkiest and most gass guzzling SUVs they can find. Think Chevy Suburbans, Ford Expeditions and the like.

Get turn off your highbeams and get out of my backseat you ass-UV!

I was minding my own business driving down the highway and some ass-UV zooms up into my blind side and nearly side swipes me trying to pass on the right.

Ass-UV by phoenix 1997 November 7, 2013

ass crave 

When it's 10:30 on a lonely Wednesday night and all you can think about is all of da bootys

Man my girlfriend broke up with me and I got hella ass crave

ass crave by PussyDestroyer69 November 12, 2014

Ass Drag 

Dragging a piece of bread in the butter container instead of using a knife like civilized people

Dude, dont ass drag in my butter

Ass Drag by fuzzy moldy potato November 10, 2015

Ass Wisard 

1. Mamas boy
2. Fag that goes to subway parties and does lean
3. Wigga that listens to fetty wap

1.
Mom: GIVE ME MY DAILY BLOWJOB OR ILL THROW YOU IN THE BDSM DUNGEON AGAIN
Ass Wisard: no plz not the nut cracker

2:

Ass Wisard: aye homie u goin to da party 2nite?
Guy: where at homes?
Ass Wisard: subway there's goin 2 b lean plz cum (in my mouth lul)
3:
Ughhh fetty wap IS MY DADDY

Ass Wisard by Fagatron Mcsquisator June 18, 2016