Boy Last Names

I'm looking at you, Jason Cox and Will Dick.

Me: oh god, Jason is so hot.
friend: too bad his last name is expired
Me: Will is pretty hot too...
friend: just- just stop.
Me: f***ing boy last names

by nobodycantellhehehe April 18, 2021

Nameless

Screwing up something so bad that there is no way to recover from the mistake and gain back your integrity.

She's really namelessing the song.

by Namers April 25, 2011

kick ass and take names

to behave roughly and violently (from the image of an overly punitive authority figure in the military or police

All he wanted to do with his position was kick ass and take names.

by The Return of Light Joker January 7, 2008

Nameposter

A type of shitposter where they post their own name about themselves and talk about how they're the best person ever (saying they have large genitalia) or post somebody they hate and give them a bad definition.
Also see Mary Sue

(Nameposter's name) is a sweet tall person who is everyone's friend and has long genitalia.

(Name of person hated by Nameposter) is a stupid annoying person with short genitalia and should be slapped in the face.

by Woundwort March 25, 2017

Roman Nameral

An app designed to weigh a name. Play name weight games.

Lets ask Roman Nameral how much your name weighs.

by juan anthony July 28, 2019

Stage Names

Fake names used by many actors and musicians alike (though not all of them) to at least offer them some sort of privacy. There are other reasons that one might change their name (such as their real name being embarrassing, too mundane, too long, or nearly impossible to pronounce) but this is the usual reason.

There are many actors with stage names. To name a few:

-Harry Belafonte (Harold George Bellanfanti Jr.)

-Richard E. Grant (Richard Grant Esterhuysen)

-Marty Balin (Martyn Jerel Buchwald)

-Lou Gehrig (Heinrich Ludwig Gehrig)

-Anne Rice (Howard Allen Frances O'Brien)

-Alan Alda (Alphonso Joseph D'Abruzzo)

-Tim Allen (Timothy Alan Dick)

-Buddy Holly (Charles Hardin Holley)

-Boris Karloff (William Henry Pratt)

-Trey Parker (Randolph Severn Parker III)

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2021

People named Jay

These species of "People Named Jay" are constantly addicted to the 2017 hit battle royale game "Fortnite." Their whole personality is based off of Fortnite, every waking minute of the day is spent on Fortnite, every dollar they earn is just Vbucks, so much so that they have a conversion calculator built into their brain. These people also tend to hit the griddy whenever they can muster the strength to stand up off their crusty ass gaming chair.

"I hate People named Jay, they literally never go outside and constantly hit the griddy"
"People named Jay broke my floor from hitting the griddy too violently"

by VIOLENTGRIDDYER June 11, 2023