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nameposter 

People who put their own, their friend's, or their crush's name on urban dictionary for god knows what reason. A typical nameposter has a low 70's IQ, is between the ages of 7 and 14, and thinks they're the best goddamn thing in the world and that everyone just cares SO MUCH about the name they posted to urban dictionary.
nameposter: "OMG I just put my boyfriend's name on urban dictionary! I'm so sweet!
sane individual: "kill yourself." <walks away>
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Nameposter 

A type of shitposter where they post their own name about themselves and talk about how they're the best person ever (saying they have large genitalia) or post somebody they hate and give them a bad definition.
Also see Mary Sue
(Nameposter's name) is a sweet tall person who is everyone's friend and has long genitalia.

(Name of person hated by Nameposter) is a stupid annoying person with short genitalia and should be slapped in the face.
Nameposter by Woundwort March 25, 2017
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NamePostendeHs

So lüt hend in der Regel es Defizit wo sie kompensiere müend. Das ka in Form vo eme microscopische Cock si oder eif das d Mueter e Huere ish.

Scho idr alte indogermanische Kultur sind lüt wo ihri näme uf snap postet hend als "Hs" (= Sohn vo ere Huere) bezeichnet worde. Ah und ich ha vergesse zu sage dass nur Hueresöhn das Poste. Ihr Hueresöhn. Folget c.sz03 uf insta
A: Claudio ish eine vo dene Lüt wo ihre name uf snap poste. Me nennt se NamePostendeHs

B: Ja ich ha au ghört dass er e Hueresohn ish.
NamePostendeHs by Hattrick-Heroes January 8, 2019

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026