The hard crack 

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack

"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."

The hard crack by Joseph quack July 5, 2017

spackle my crack 

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.

I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.

spackle my crack by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017

off the grid crack baby 

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

off the grid crack baby by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

E=MVΔCrack 

It's when you smoke crack off of someones crack for energy, particularly someone of the same sex. It's a chemistry joke and a play on the equation of combustion energy E=MVΔT

Guy 1 "bro I was so tired so I had to smoke up for some power."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."

E=MVΔCrack by Epic989 March 24, 2019

Smuggle that crack 

A saying meaning to "Hide your asscrack" Typically said when someone is sitting down, and their asscrack is showing. Simple and effective.

John Johnson: *sit*

Andrew Andrews: Oi, smuggle that crack, yo.
John Johnson: Oh shit, thanks, mate

Smuggle that crack by Suicidal Youtuber #43 November 18, 2019

Off That Crack 

Smoking Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.

Off That Crack by MeanChinese January 11, 2020

Let’s just crack an egg and be done with it 

Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task

Q: Hey did you want to go out for breakfast?
A. Yes but let’s just crack an egg and be done with it.

Let’s just crack an egg and be done with it by Sugarloaf Stickybuns April 2, 2020