Assholocene 

The current period of human history in which people in power tend to be assholes.

Guido: Why is democracy failing, inequality increasing, and the environment degrading?
Rocco: Because we're in the Assholocene!

Assholocene by Sexxie Rexxie June 25, 2023

anchors and assholes 

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!

on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

anchors and assholes by flathead saunders November 20, 2010

Assholitosis 

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

Assholitosis by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholism 

the art of being an ass hole

My boss has a PHD in assholism

assholism by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

do frogs have watertight assholes? 

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

do frogs have watertight assholes? by twobitp October 13, 2006

assholette 

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

assholette by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

assholehead 

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.

You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?

assholehead by TheN C November 25, 2009