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taint bomb

When you try to hold in a fart, but it slips and rolls into your taint before exploding.
I tried to hold in that fart, but it ended up as a taint bomb.
taint bomb by TaintMan2131 August 1, 2009

Taint Candy 

When you perform anal sex on a woman while she has diarrhea, proceed to pull out and shoot your load in her crack as the semen slowly slides to the taint along with the feces, and you eat the drop of feces/semen that forms upon the taint.
Damn, that girl Jamie is all about eatin' some taint candy.
Taint Candy by derikjakob January 26, 2011

training wheels 

salt and lime added to a shot of tequila. Usually, these come with a less expensive tequila or are added for "rookies" who don't know Corazon from Twilight Zone
"Do you want to down that shot of Cuervo like a man or do you need training wheels?
training wheels by louielouie July 16, 2006

Trainwashed 

Being heavily influenced by a coked-out half-man-half-ape-half-stimulant content creator to spread the addiction of gambling to your underage audience through obvious lies and manipulation.
Man did you see that Adderall squirrel pVc got trainwashed into actually thinking that he's not advertising an unhealthy addiction to a massively influential audience for exuberant amounts of money? Yeah he pretends like it's not painfully clear that he's just a douche bag degenerative gambler.
Slang for barbecue-like party where you eat and drink (a lot) with your friends.

This word derives from a Portuguese noun.
Use in English:
- Let's make a tainada at my place tonight.

Original use (in Portuguese):
- Ei máno, siga fazer uma táináda? Atôm.
Tainada by not110 August 11, 2010

slut wife training

When the slut trainer, usually the husband or the lover of a slut wife watches the slut having sex with other men.
I want to watch my slut wife in action, I got alot of slut wife training involved.
slut wife training by Billy Bob D September 22, 2007