When you agree with someone, put your church fan up! Very similar to when you're in church and the pastor says something profound, all you can do is...put your church fan up.
by tanyettamac October 13, 2008

1) Something you use to cool yourself on a hot summer day. It provides a temporary relief of coolness, only to be fooled when the fan isn't aimed at you anymore and you instantly feel hot and sweaty again. You'd only wanna use an electric fan if that was your only choice, otherwise an AC is so much more better.
2) A synonym for something that only provides temporary or artificial satisfaction.
2) A synonym for something that only provides temporary or artificial satisfaction.
1) Moving into my new condo without AC was a nightmare. I had to make do with that small electric table fan.
2) TV series are like electric fans. It might give you temporary joy, but once the series is over you feel completely empty.
2) TV series are like electric fans. It might give you temporary joy, but once the series is over you feel completely empty.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 30, 2021

When you arrive at a friend's or associates house but there not home so you masterbate in the postbox to let them know someone had called while they were gone
by Private A.M. Bulance January 9, 2025

"You're the worst kind of fan."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
"No, I'm the best kind of fan, because no matter what dumbass move the team pulls, I'll continue to buy shit and cheer them on."
by RaistliniltsiaR June 2, 2018

(Verb) used to describe a person who demeans a person place or thing (noun) who they find to be intolerable to the point of interest.
by SR.KREE! March 13, 2024

someone that rapidly switches obnoxious dickriding from one artist to another within a scene or fanbase, usually without any basic knowledge of the subculture or context. they often loudly stan each new favorite as “the best” before moving on the moment they discover someone they think is better.
bro stop being a bandwagon fan last week you swore ken carson was the goat and now you're calling osamason the best to ever do it
by seraph72 September 21, 2025

I'm from a small town and don't know any better so I thought it best to be a bandwagon fan and whack off to the Cowboys every football season.
by ShutTheFuckUpDonnie November 7, 2021
