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Mexican takeoff 

the physical launch of one's being into orbit after having a very scrumdiddlyumpcious dinner of one home made south of the border burrito with nothing excluded. One to have a Mexican takeoff can be recognized by a brown smudge on white pants.
Charlie "Man, that burrito was delicious, but it took a toll on my stomach."

Will "dude why does it sound like an engine is running?"

Charlie "Oh god, I can't hold it!"

-eruption occurs-

Will "Looks like he had a Mexican Takeoff."
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Mexican Takeout 

The form of 69 where the partners primary focus is to eat each others anus.
Hey man your not looking to good today.

I know, my girl wanted to go out to eat last night.

Must have gotten some mexican takeout

You could say that
Mexican Takeout by areyoubeefin December 17, 2011

nigerian takeout

People in Nigeria is so poor that they would suck other peoples dicks just to get something in their stomach.
Hi Honey, you want a nigerian takeout?
nigerian takeout by CarbonArc July 23, 2017

just take a break january 

after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January
after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january

Pussy Taker

A man who freely has sex with 3 or more women individually within 24 hours.
Amy accused her husband of being a pussy taker.
Pussy Taker by Pussier May 7, 2018

Toadstool Takeover 

A trashy you tuber who uploads bad content and has a mic which can be comparable to a potato.
Loser :Have you watched Toadstool Takeovers latest video?
Non-Loser: What are you fucking gay?

French takeout 

When your eating out a pregnant woman and the fetus licks you.
He was eating out a girl and got French takeout.
French takeout by Hazmat616 October 1, 2018