PSE (post shit euphoria) 

The overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and happiness after dropping an enormous deuce. Similar to the itis, renders the person useless for the next 30 minutes as he basks in the glory of his deed.

After a long battle with constipation, I finally took a shit. The PSE (post shit euphoria) that followed left me on laying on the couch enjoying the euphoria.

PSE (post shit euphoria) by MasterShit February 24, 2012

Prime-post-time 

The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.

"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"

Prime-post-time by A.Roo April 27, 2010

'Like' Post 

A Facebook post that acquires a significant amount of 'likes' but fails to arouse any meaningful amount of discussion. These are usually funny but irrelevant pictures or short, vague status updates no really one cares about.

I was disappointed to find that my picture of penguins humping each other at the zoo quickly became a 'like' post.

'Like' Post by SeattleCracker May 18, 2011

mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.

My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

mississippi post-it note by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011

Chain Post 

Any internet post (typically on Snapchat) that is meant to be spread and reposted from account to account.

Sarah only posts chain posts on her Snapchat story about sliding up and saying "bet".

Chain Post by TonyCrisp July 19, 2018

Kicking post 

A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with

He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post

Kicking post by Ms Old School November 5, 2018

Blue post

A blue post is a post from a Blizzard employee on the forums.
It has a certain importance whenever a new blue post appears since it's a part of Blizzard that speaks.

"Have you seen the new blue post?"
"Yeah! Now people might stop reporting false bugs"

Blue post by Tricusx May 18, 2019