purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole

That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger

by yoMamma June 19, 2015

Purple Kiss

A purple kiss is when a male touches his nipple to a girl's butthole.

Girl 1: me and my boyfriend had so much fun last night

Girl 2: Really? What did you guys do?

Girl 1: He gave me a purple kiss. it was magical. :)

Girl 2: I want to give my girl a purple kiss

by IovecoIors on twitter May 18, 2021

Purple kane

Purple dick

He has a purple kane

by Dr wankinyoureye May 30, 2021

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot

Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot

by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023

Purple Berliner

A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart

"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"

" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "

by PenileSage February 7, 2010

Purple

The color of grass- also a definition to prove someone wrong

Just because I say the grass is purple, doesn't mean it's true

by Drwilson23 April 26, 2022

Purple Broccoli

butt stuff in an alley way with your boys

Lets purple broccoli that alley

by ryskit September 19, 2023