berliner

A combination of breakfast, lunch, and dinner, often eaten by overworked college students with little free time, or, perhaps more commonly, by those with plenty of free time but enough laziness to match.

"Hey, man, wanna go get dinner?"
"Naw... I actually woke up at 1:00 this morning, and then didn't get around to eating my first meal till 4:00. I think I'm just going to turn it into a berliner and get some studying in."

by Sridhar August 27, 2005

Berliner

The German slang for doughnut. Use in correct context, or you'll look like an idiot.

John F. Kennedy. In Berlin he gave a speech, he was being translated by a second person, at the end he said one part of this sentence in German. He said ''The Berliners are people of true power and honor. I am a Berliner.'' But, he said 'Ech bin ein Berliner. Meaning 'I am a Berliner.' Thus, announcing to the Germans the president of the United States of America is in fact a Doughnut.

by Spageto September 10, 2009

Berliner

A surly but passive-aggressive individual claiming to be salt of the earth working class and born in east or west Berlin, Germany. Many Berliners are unemployed or retired at 40 due to once much looser welfare rules. Others work driving public transport, behind counters, but particularly at irritating people who don't come from Berlin, or anyone that gets in range actually. A real Berliner has a Berliner accent which is basically a way of speaking without having to open your mouth. The Berliner claim to be "warm people who give lip" (Herz und Schnauze).

"You want me to turn the music down? Why don't you find another place to live instead. I've been living here for 20 years."

"I'd like to go to Spandau please driver."
"Uh, I've got nothing against it."

"I'll serve you as soon as I finish chatting to my friends, but then it will be time for my lunch break. We Berliner aren't slaves, you know."

by Brian32345 September 25, 2009

Berliner Ballen

Berliner Ballen are baked Goods you can eat. They are round. They are filled with jam. Also an offensive term for a fat person as they too are round and greasy.

Me: look at Till!
You: He's adorable!
Till: I'm a Berliner ballen, look at me wobble!

Fresh and spicy just like a Berliner Ballen!

by Vici May 17, 2006

Berliner'ed

Feeling of instant regret after a decision is made generally around ordering food.

He immediately Berliner'ed after ordering the chicken fried steak. He went with the grilled cheese instead.

by Gastrojack July 7, 2009

Berliner Würstchen

The act of eating a penis. Named after the case of Armin Meiwes (first proven case of canibalism in Germany) who killed and ate a guy from Berlin after they had gay sex and shared the penis of this guy as a meal (yes, he wanted to be eaten).
Used in whole Germany do discripe this gay-canibalism-thing except for Berlin.
In Berlin "Berliner Würstchen" means Gay 69.

German
A: Hast Du hunger?
B: Nein, ich hab nen Berliner Würstchen verputzt.
A: Du bist wirklich krank.

English
A: Are you hungry?
B: No, I just ate a Berlin Sausage.
A: You are really sick.

by UD-Germany February 17, 2009

ich bin ein berliner

int. literally: "I am a jelly donut". A popular German term often screemed by pregnant teenagers as they reach a sexual climax.

"Dude, i was givining it to her so hard last night that she screamed "ich bin ein berliner" then she ejaculated all over my new carpet."

by tombrianevan January 27, 2007