A telescopic dildo like sex toy, it is a lazer guided fuck rod that WILL ruin your life. Bypasses the G-spot and heads straight for the Z-spot somewhere near your heart
"hey girl, you're walkin kinda funny, sup?"
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
" he gave me the ol' purple berliner... i think i'm bleeding! "
by PenileSage February 04, 2010
A gay dude that lives in scotland, he's quite well versed in the tantric arts and sex in general... or so the ledgends say
"who's that guy screwing mark in the bathroom?"
"is mark crying tears of pleasure?"
"yeah..."
"must be Colin Fox"
"is mark crying tears of pleasure?"
"yeah..."
"must be Colin Fox"
by PenileSage February 04, 2010