turd burglar

Someone who simply steals your poop. You could be taking a nice dump, not knowing what’s hiding in your shower, or under your sink… as soon as you stand up from the toilet and turn away for a second… your turd will be gone because the turd burglar took it. You will not catch them… nor see them.. unless they’re over 34 years of age. They are either assigned to a person at the age of 6, or placed into a house when built, and will steal everyone’s turds that ever lives there.

Frank - “Yo… I just took a shit, and when I turned around to flush… it wasn’t there”

Marlo- “oh, it was probably the turd burglar

by Stinkletoot May 26, 2024

slippery turd

Handling something that is both bad/unwanted and difficult

Even though no one apart from the client wants thinks it's a good idea to implement this, Dave will be handling that slippery turd.

by irapidcrackpot March 4, 2024

Turkey Turd

Somebody who acts in a goofy or aloof manner, typically used affectionately

"Dahlia was being a turkey turd last night, she reorganized all my books by height and reverse alphabetical order"

by AndromedaCheddarCheese December 7, 2025

turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.

I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.

by URSALT August 17, 2020

burb turd

Preppy douche bag from the suburbs.

"Hey man, quit acting like you grew up hard. Your really a burb turd. "

by bret maverick October 18, 2018

Turd Bang

Lana Rhoades only known to preformed this sex act. Takes an HIV/AIDS+ turd directly inside her holes(all 3). As a sidenote it's fucking disgusting.

Yo! Bro turn that 💩 off! Lana's Turd Bang is foul as FAULK dude!

by Monkey Face Killah October 4, 2023

Turd

A piece of shit that comes out of the ass.

Look at the size of that turd!

by Rebel2012 July 1, 2020