by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015
Get the Kanye West mug.Delonte West was born 1980 in Cologne, Germany. He moved to Greece where he played basketballs for 13 years old for 5 years. He became a 3×champion, 2x M.V.P, Most improved, 2x all star M.V.P and defensive player. He was drafted first by the lakers where he was the star player for 2 years averaged 26.8 ppg, 7.9 apg, 1.6 spg, 0.6 blocks and 6.7 rpg. He then join Lebron and the cavs and lead them to a conference finals in 2015 and later got head from gloria. On the cavs he averaged 30.2 ppg, 8.5 apg , 7.2 rpg, 2 spg, 1.6 bpg and got Mvp and defensive player. After Lebron find out about his mom and gloria he cried like mj aka a bitch delonte west lebrob stepfather was blackballed by the nba but be came a chinese dictator
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by Shuttjdjdbdbdjd June 26, 2019
Get the Dan west mug.A town full of snitches, child molestors and rats who hate on other rats, people out here think calling the cops isn't snitching and a bunch of people who say "isn't that illegal?", and "thats a federal crime" , while being hypocrites and buying and selling food stamp cards is illlegal and a federal crime. A town full of haters, crackheads, thieves and a bunch of people who say "What are you calling me a liar?", not knowing that EVERYONE LIES.
Heres an example of how west warwick operates:
Snitch: "Isn't that illegal?"
**minutes later**
Snitch: Do you have any food stamps you want to sell
me: (being a smartass): "Isnt that illegal?"
Snitch: "Isn't that illegal?"
**minutes later**
Snitch: Do you have any food stamps you want to sell
me: (being a smartass): "Isnt that illegal?"
by fritz12345 December 31, 2022
Get the West Warwick mug.West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.
To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.
His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.
It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
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