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dancing in the shower 

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!
"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"

Anti-business shower 

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.
Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

Shit and shower 

Taking a shit while showering at the same time. To prevent from being cold while taking a shit. (Swedish)
Jag körde en Shit and Shower i morse för att vakna till liv.

I did a Shit and Shower this morning to wake the fuck up.

warm man shower 

A warm man shower is when two men shower together akwardly to conserve water and or power.
"Yeah during hurricane Harvey to conserve water we took a lot of warm man showers"
" Man me and John took the most awkward warm man shower, I can't even look at him"

Legos in the shower 

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.
Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.
Legos in the shower by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not
Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"