Greg: lads I had the golden shit just now
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal
Gary: king
Steve: king
All of humanity: king
God: king
Danny DeVito: my equal
by Yaboibob April 9, 2020
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Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.
Has to do with the shitty law that the "wonderful" American government is trying to pass.
Guy 1: That fucker keeps posting dumb shit on my wall.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.
Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.
Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.
Guy 2: SOPA that shit.
Someone starts shit on your Facebook - SOPA it.
Comment making fun of you? SOPA that shit.
by Allen75 January 24, 2012
Get the SOPA that shit mug.A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012
Get the Ghost Shitting mug.Where one takes a shit and the momentum of the turd carries the faecal matter through the u-bend of the toilet, creating the same effect as if the toilet were to be flushed except without the noise, hence "stealth" shit... Additionally most stealth shits also do not create any sound when breaking the toilets water surface tension.
Example 1:
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
Kerry: I didn't hear you flush the toilet, you better hadn't have left it in there you disgusting creature!
James: It's ok, I did a stealth shit.
Kerry: Oh that's ok, I did one earlier!
by TequilaMonkey May 9, 2012
Get the Stealth Shit mug.When you’ve reached such an advanced age that when you shit yourself, you just shake the leg you’re not standing on and empty out your jeans and keep moving.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021
Get the shake a shit mug.by Kuarterz August 16, 2021
Get the Shit push mug.When a cat or dog sits on the floor and skooches along, propelling itself with its front paws, thereby dragging their anus across the floor, a shit stripe is often left on the floor.
I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.
It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
I think the reason they do this is because they have an itchy ass, sometimes caused by a hard turd that stops halfway out. It's this turd which draws the stripe of shit across the floor, sort of like a brown crayon being held by the dog or cat's rectum.
It's funny as hell to see unless it's your floor.
Will you stop feeding the dog all that cheese, it's making him constipated and I'm getting tired of cleaning up all the shit stripes he keeps leaving on the carpet!
by Webgrunt January 16, 2006
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