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Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
mugGet the Scotland Is Fuckedmug.

Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive
Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"
by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023
mugGet the Fuck umug.

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
mugGet the fucking Hopelessmug.

Fuck nut

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016
mugGet the Fuck nutmug.

fuck that ass

by hanzie77 February 16, 2019
mugGet the fuck that assmug.

A single fuck

Hym 'Man, I wish I could manage to give a single fuck but alas I just do not care about any of that. The value ain't going to matter. The is actually only one thing that matters and until it's remediated I just could care less about anything."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2023
mugGet the A single fuckmug.

FUCKING

when you fuck your girl too hard she moans and at that time you stick your dick that called fucking or sexaul pleasure
by ni**a monke July 27, 2022
mugGet the FUCKINGmug.

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