Toetential 

Most commonly used to describe the likelihood for the occurrence of camel toe based on clothing choice.

Additionally used in reference to a persons ability to cultivate an impressive camel toe or show high level camel toe presentation.

I bet that hot yoga class is just oozing toetential with all those sweaty moms in yoga pants.

Girl, in those bike shorts you are living up to your ultimate toetential.

Toetential by BabyDuaneReade October 7, 2018

toepeanut 

something that you will find in the middle of your toes that will mostly be black and smell of sweat.you can also find this in your food like ur mum or something like that.

oops i ate a toepeanut
i need to clear my toepeanuts before i go to bed

toepeanut by toepenuts*for life mmmmm January 25, 2020

Toejob 

Creating the act of intercourse between someone's toes with a penis. It is NOT the act of sucking toes.

"I met this freak last night. She gave me a toejob

Toejob by anonymous February 4, 2021

toewama 

to put your toes on another’s toes and wiggle you toes

I would like to do the toewama with you

toewama by Crispyworm November 11, 2021

toecrastinating 

The act of intentionally looking at feet pics instead of engaging in something you've been tasked to do.

"If I come up and find you've been toecrastinating again and there's feet pictures in the printer tray.... you're a dead man!"

toecrastinating by F reshleaf August 5, 2022

Toeism 

In the beginning, there was will Ferrell, He and the Enlightened one Buddha were siamese twins connected by their outstretched big toes that stretched for exactly 24,901 miles or 40,075 Kilometers. He created a being far more powerful than Himself that he called "The foot". The "foot" had many new ideas going through its omnipotent mind, It created all space, time, and life as we know it. It set forth a chain of events that would later evolve into modern Humans on a planet called "Earth". The Foot decided that if it were to learn anything through its omnipotent mind it would be through experience. So when the Foot Decided that the time was right, it tore itself into 5 separate consciousnesses now known commonly as "the five toes".

We the priests have dedicated all of our knowledge to learning who these mysterious "toes" are and since we could even grasp the concept of Toeism all we have come up with was a single identity of the 4 hidden fragments.
We the priests have gathered a surplus of information and agreed that since a billboard near a Holy Christian Church said "Look what you made me do" and the famous singer Taylor Swift's quote from her famous song "oh look what you made me do" That Jesus and Taylor Swift were the same person who indirectly discovered Immortality after achieving Enlightenment through Toeism, However we cannot guaruntee that will happen to everyone as nobody is as powerful as a fragment of The Foot.

Me and my friends have started learning Toeism (Toe-ism)

Toeism by TheGreatPriestOfToeism April 21, 2023

Spock Toes 

A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."

"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"

Spock Toes by Kbombious July 29, 2009