tit bust

When the tits of a lady explode of enjoyment.

I think I'll have a tit bust of this guy I just fucked this weekend

by LeJoeDoe December 10, 2013

bitter tits

Bitter tits is usually when someone is all uppity and bent out of shape about something for a dumb reason or even a valid reason. This can specially apply to females since they usually get angry over very trivial and dumb shit, but this phrase is not gender specific and can be used for any situation that calls for it.

Melvin: "Hey, look at that dog shitting in my laundry hamper?"
Larry: "Don't get all bitter tits about it, at least it's the dirty clothes hamper!"

by Eldis May 21, 2015

Dick tit

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of

Jesus, your such a... a.... dick tit!
Why did you approach me you dick tit?!
I swear to God that dick tit is gonna get it...

by soulofadeadman November 15, 2016

Mit tit

When a woman has mit tit, they have breasts that are so saggy they look like oven mits.

Damn boy, your gramma got mit tit

by M o m m y m o n i k a July 20, 2018

Dickle tit

When a person tickles someone's tit with their dick.

Kurt surprised Tom when he gave him a dickle tit.

by Peter Puff July 17, 2016

Farting tits

When a woman's tits rub aggressively between each other, causing a fart-like noise.

"Ey yo, b, show me how those farting tits!"

by I_wana_frick_caveira November 25, 2019

Slippy tit

Belfast slang. Meaning sleekit, sly.

"here slippy tit, don't think I didn't see what you lifted there"

by Monathemillbag May 6, 2022