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Saturday Night Live 

The condition of being stoned, drunk and coked up, the preferred state of the original cast of Saturday Night Live in the late '70s. Since you are also getting live on drugs, it is a pun.
Drunk: I got us some Hpnotiq and a handle of Stoli... we're gonna get drunk!

Stoner: Oh yeah... well I just bought a Q... we're gonna get fuckin' live!

Cokehead: No, you guys... I have a fucking kilo on me right now... we're getting straight Saturday Night Live!
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I had yer grandma last night 

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.
Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

M. Night Shamalan piss 

the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist
ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!

saturday night special 

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.
I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

FratX Night 

FratX Night is an event that the guys in my pod (6) hold once a month, where we all watch a FraternityX porn video and do whatever the guys in the vid are doing.
We had a FratX Night last weekend, but the other cadets always want to make me the "center of attention" -- they take turns spit-roasting me and make me swallow all their cum!
FratX Night by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Monday night quarterbacking 

1. The NFL Monday Night Football.
2. Playing quarterback in or watching Monday Night Football.
Monday night quarterbacking is the great American tradition since 1970.

ARTs and CRAFTs night 

A night in which is of such a large manitude and involves large quantities of alcohol and other substances, it is not remember by the participants, and has a very regretable aftermath.

See A.R.T and C.R.A.F.T
"We had an ARTs and CRAFTs night. I woke up in a park 2 miles from where I last remember, still drunk with an empty bottle of vodka in my hand, not knowing how I got there."
ARTs and CRAFTs night by Muggus November 26, 2003