monkey backpack

a child leash. typically comes in the form of a stuffed animal with a harness attached

I saw a lot of unruly children running around at the mall. Those parents really could do with some monkey backpacks.

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monkey knot

clasping your hands together to make a ball then inserting said ball anally, vaginally, or orally

guy 1: how did things go with rebecca last night
guy 2: shit got crazy, she made me give her the monkey knot 3 times!

monkey knot by nbkNova August 9, 2023

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One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.

That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.

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Monkey D. Luffy, the main character of One Piece.

Me: Wow I wonder if Monkey D. Luffy can use gear 3rd on his penis.

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A Discord Server with a bunch of gay people in it, usually harassing you for having a green leaf. Dedicated to Fakewoken 3

Monkey Hunting is a term used when a larger girl goes after a smaller skinnier guy

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He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

Monkey flex by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

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