Mongtard

A combination of the classic offensive terms, Retard and Mongol.

That person is a mongtard.

by Ethan Henderson July 7, 2024

Mongolian TipToe

To "Mongolian TipToe" is to tip toe, but without the bending of the toes. Making them land fully horozontally on the ground.

He can Mongolian TipToe! Of course he's someone to fear

by Voltical July 8, 2024

Mongler

(n) Someone that uses their mouth to fondle.

Jen, known as the town’s mongler, paid all her debts using her mouth.

by G.T. Hanning July 11, 2024

Mongolian centipede

an sexual act where you stick your penis in a partners foreskin while another person has a dick in there ass forming a centipede form

I just gave my entire bloodline a Mongolian centipede

by THESKINIGGERDNJNS July 26, 2024

Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.

“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”

by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024

Mongrelian

Urban Slang for canine cognition- the study of how dogs think, learn, and understand the world around them.

Disclaimer: May include pup profanity depending on owner.

Created by: J.R. Howe

Thanks to technological advances, we are now able to discern when our dogs are talking shit.

Mongrelian

A - My Dog speaks better Mongolian than your dog.
B - I'm going to teach my dog Mongolian today.

by J.R. Howe August 19, 2024

Mongolian Milk Sauce

The act of mixing whole milk with gelatin and kangaroo semen, boiling it, then using it like Play-Doh, or as anal lubricant.

"Hey man, I heard that my friend Luke just opened his Mongolian Milk Sauce factory"

"OH wooow I love Mongolian Milk Sauce mmm yummy yummy"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024