J. Millz 

Someone who likes to sing fun songs with his awesomely awesome best friend and domestic partner for life. He's good at puns and rhyming but seems to dislike cyborgs. He has a fluffy dog and is a Skyping fiend. He also runs into things with his car, and when it's fixed he has to take his bestest friend forever to the candy store. He's in love with his domestic partner and thinks she's the coolest person in the world. <333333

J. Millz is a pimp.

J. Millz by cyborg4lyfe August 24, 2011

J-Lo'ed 

When your bicyle's drivetrain is so hopelessly worn out that all components have to be replaced.

I saw Wes's bike in the shop the other day, he really J- Lo'ed that chainring.

Alt definition; I was going way to fast going into that turn and J-Lo'ed into the bushes.

J-Lo'ed by The King76 September 30, 2011

J-Bones 

noun. When one is at the state of going so in he/she posseses a jello like quality of bones.

Guys did you see how big mac was J-Bones last night after going red.

J-Bones by SeasideCircus June 12, 2012

J.A.C.K 

J - Just
A - Antoher
C - Confused
K - Kafa

That guys is a fucking J.A.C.K!

J.A.C.K by Dudet July 19, 2012

J Hook 

J Hook - Used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados. Usually associated with the "Dry line."

Did you see that J Hook on the radar?

J Hook by Bob Turk August 26, 2012

J-tank 

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

J-tank by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

J Drive

Going for a drive with the sole purpose of smoking weed and getting high

"Lets go for a J drive, yo"
"Sure pick me up in ten. Got some good shit on me"

J Drive by nooshers August 26, 2013