boner shorts

Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see

Hey look at the guy wearing a pair of boner shorts...

by melaroo February 9, 2012

bobby boner

a stupid fat self ritious lug who has a tendancy to always get hurt. not only get hurt but to get body fluids on people as well, such as vomit mucus, flem, soda/saliva, sperm. cant do grafitti. usually missing a testicle.

"That Bobby Boner threw up on me again"
"yo you suck at grafitti, you're a Bobby Boner"
"That Bobby Boner is such a uni-ball"

"inventor of the uni-ball pen."

by geeeay March 7, 2009

Boner dog

put your dick in a hotdog bun and make your girlfriend eat it

my girlfriend told me i made a perfect boner dog

by WM43 July 16, 2011

lone boner

something alone that sticks out

if theres only one cloud in the sky its the lone boner

by babyjesus15 November 25, 2009

illegal boner

When you get an erection from an underage girl.

I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.

Appropriate response:

Nice.

by LCow January 20, 2009

boner and a half

a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.

if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''

by Stuart Stevenson June 11, 2006

Michigan Boner

After hitting a pregnant woman with your Chrysler the afterbirth/placenta juice is obtained. It is then used as lube to have anal sex in the back of said Chrysler listening to Eminem. Most commonly performed by people with open option majors. Give the pregnant woman cab fare and send her on her way.

Ben totally gave Tyler a kick ass Michigan Boner last night!

by bonerhands January 26, 2012