LCow's definitions

illegal boner

When you get an erection from an underage girl.

I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.

Appropriate response:

Nice.

by LCow January 20, 2009

Atoner Boner

Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.

During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.

by LCow January 18, 2009