by WM43 July 14, 2011
Any pair of tight fitting shorts a man can wear, where if he were to get and erection, people can see
by melaroo January 22, 2012
An STD caused by having intercourse in the jungle, specifically in a muddy or grassy area, that forms green vines wrapped around the penis.
by Bismo Funyuns October 03, 2013
a stupid fat self ritious lug who has a tendancy to always get hurt. not only get hurt but to get body fluids on people as well, such as vomit mucus, flem, soda/saliva, sperm. cant do grafitti. usually missing a testicle.
"That Bobby Boner threw up on me again"
"yo you suck at grafitti, you're a Bobby Boner"
"That Bobby Boner is such a uni-ball"
"inventor of the uni-ball pen."
"yo you suck at grafitti, you're a Bobby Boner"
"That Bobby Boner is such a uni-ball"
"inventor of the uni-ball pen."
by geeeay March 07, 2009
I went to the library and had an illegal boner the whole time because of all the high school girls in their short plaid skirts.
Appropriate response:
Nice.
Appropriate response:
Nice.
by LCow October 06, 2008
a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.
if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''
by Stuart Stevenson June 03, 2006
After hitting a pregnant woman with your Chrysler the afterbirth/placenta juice is obtained. It is then used as lube to have anal sex in the back of said Chrysler listening to Eminem. Most commonly performed by people with open option majors. Give the pregnant woman cab fare and send her on her way.
by bonerhands January 17, 2012