Alex Salmond Syndrome

A medical condition found in most Scottish people. As they age, their facial features are slowly absorbed and expand outwards; until they lose all distinctiveness

Barry needs to lay off the pies, he's getting Alex Salmond Syndrome

by Skating on your Brains March 29, 2017

alex do

An overall terrible person with a knack for being an overworked Vietnamese highshool student by day and a manical Russian sleeper agent by night.

I would hate to find out my friends an alex do

by Horse Love= real love April 15, 2017

Alex Gaskarth

Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.

Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean

by thothunter420 February 8, 2019

alex arsenault

Alex arsenault is a fat slob who sits on his ass all day and does nothing with his life.
He had zero bitches and gets sexually assaulted by his cat. Alex quit school because it was too hard and found a new passion in being a absolute nigger to society

Friend 1- dude i just raped aidan’s mom and killed 17 kids
Friend 2- Bro that was so unfunny you sound like Alex arsenault

by Alex arsenault hater January 25, 2022

Alex Bartels

A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.

Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.

by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Alex Day

A well-known british YouTuber, Nerimon, who believes that women do not have the right to dress however they wish and body-shames his audience of young influencial girls.

From Alex Day's video 'Big Girls in Costumes'

"A lot of cosplayers don't dress their size. If you are a chubbier person, there are a lot of chubby characters in fandoms, Embrace it. Y'know dress up like characters that are the size you are. You can be the Hulk, you can be Java the Hut, Merida from Brave."

"...Why are you doing that to everyone?" (about a larger girl cosplaying a thin character)

by altofreak June 14, 2013

Alex Marr

It is the worst insult that you can ever call a person

e.g.(adjective) yo you're such an Alex Marr
OMG thats worse than whore!

by titty sprikles June 5, 2011