Zoinked

When you're so fucked up that you just pass right out, having no knowledge or recollection of the context. Although this use is uncommon, it may also be used to describe being so tired that you fall asleep out of nowhere.

"Dude I smoked wayyy too much last night I was fucking zoinked"

"Did you see Erick last night? He chugged a handle of Absolut and zoinked in the corner"

by sixthgrade4ever January 15, 2018

zoinkser

A person who zoinks a lot

Wow, James sure is a Zoinkser

by 92838448484 January 26, 2018

zoquing

to act off it without really smoking or doing any actual drugs... to be high on life somewhat

mrs. edna : why are you acting up so much
reese : because youre ugly and tbh im just zoquing. im just living life fam.

by jjsspamssjj March 19, 2018

Zoinks

An exclamation made by Shaggy from the popular cartoon Scooby-Doo. He says that when he is scared, excited and/or horny

Scooby-Doo:Hey Rhaggy!I found the ghost pirate treasure!
Shaggy:Zoinks ! It's a golden dildo !

by Fred Zoinksy FUCKERswag March 26, 2018

Zoinked

High as shit

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday

by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018

Zoeing

When you steal something valuable to someone else but means nothing to you.

I zoed his life. I'm zoeing credit cards.

by Nycboul June 2, 2018

Zoinker

To be bonkers and chill at the SAME time (but not be gross)

Bro why are you a zoinker?!?

by A zoinker😂 June 3, 2018