The Zoots

Similiar to the spins for when you are too drunk, but instead a term used for having a bad high/ getting sick after smoking weed

Dude, i cant smoke anymore im totes aboutta have the zoots.

by Mkate732 February 15, 2016

Zoot zoot

To Pillage the Hopkins River

Zoot zoot is out again pillaging the Hopkins River

by Dog balls February 05, 2021

zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.

Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”

by B-Lee the Beta December 08, 2019

Colombian zoot

A Colombian zoot is a cigarette which contains tobacco, cannabis and crack

"Wow is that a Colombian zoot?"

"yes, it fuckin is moite"

by Gla1de June 24, 2019

jared zoot

An absolute scary monster of a zoot that only the biggest of zoot smokers can smoke

That's a Jared zoot bro, lemme have some tokes I wanna get Bruce lee'd

by Yea mate August 30, 2017

PvOnline Zooted

When you waited to do all of your coursework until the last minute and now you have to do a semesters worth of work in a few days and you start to feel high from doing so much work.

I did so much work last night that I got PvOnline Zooted.

by mbit May 16, 2019

Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017