Zoophile

Someone who should grab a shotgun a blow to roof of their mouth off

steve "Hey im a zoophile"

stan "kill yourself rot in hell"

by Zoophile killer June 17, 2022

zwoop

The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood. In other words a boner.

I accidently got a zwoop while dancing with Ramin.

by gs lover May 17, 2005

Zoophile

A person who is sexually attracted to animals or as i like to call them a bunch of fucking braindead fatherless degenerates

Joe: hey max guess what
Max: what is it?
Joe: I’m coming out as a zoophile.. max why are you holding a flamethrower?
Max: i hope you rot in hell you dog fucker

by anonymous April 6, 2022

Zoophiles

Zoophiles are nice people who will take care of your pet for the weekend. They are typicaly found in houses and somethimes they wear furry costumes. They will give your pet extra good care.

"the zoophiles are not fucking my dogs"

by Trust me, i know the truth June 10, 2022

zoophile

When a person does a sexual act to an underage animal

I was talking to my friend Sonia on the phone, I said oh do you touch baby animals? shes like NO? I'm not a zoophile

by Charly Starscream December 5, 2011

Zoophile

An individual with the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Important not to be confused with Bestiality. Not everyone with this attraction is doomed to offend, and is not always counted as a disorder!

Attraction≠Action!

A: I identify as a Zoophile. I am attracted to non humans.

B: What, so you rape animals or something?

A: While some of us engage in contact, a very large portion of people with zoophilic thoughts choose NOT to engage in bestiality for ethical purposes! It is simply an attraction, none of which can be changed :)

B: Oh alright. Thanks!

by GoshawkRed July 15, 2022

Zooping

Zooping is the act in which an individual activly shits themselves while ziplining . The most common form of Zooping is achieved after a long night of drinking without thinking about the fact that you will be hanging on a wire 80 feet in the air flying from tree to tree the next day.

Lady: "Here he comes! He is going fast! What is that brown liquid pouring out of his shorts?"
Man: "Wow, Jason is Zooping all the way across the zipline, he is disgusting"

by Lezteog April 3, 2017