Brian Zhang

He is one of the most loyal people you will ever meet. He plays a lot of sports but he is insanely good at hockey and he might even make da NHL and he is also insanely good at soccer and if hockey doesn't work out he will go pro in soccer. If you have a friend named Brian you are one of the luckiest people in the world

Brian Zhang is the best

by gynastics legend3 January 27, 2020

alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.

"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"

by alyssajts June 6, 2020

Mikey Zhang

someone who Always think about going out with Becky

You definitely wouldn’t want a Mikey Zhang in your life

by Rtufu January 6, 2021

Ryan Zhang

To busy doing math homework to realize his parents getting divorced

"Aw man I Ryan Zhanged yesterday"
"So yo mom is single now?"

by FishFucker_69 November 21, 2021

Dé-Zchanne

Dé-Zchanne is drop- dead gorgeous. She has an incredible body & style. She is a very amazing girlfriend. There is nothing temporary about her love. Boys are lucky to have her. Every boy will look at her, but she has eyes for that one boy. Boys are always flirting with her. You'll have a hard time forgetting her. She is aslo very smart, funny & classy. Never trashy. She is very nice, forgiving, likeable, sexy, loyal & trustworthy. Her family values her alot. She is a very supportive & loyal friend. She'll be there for anyone anyday. She will show you a good time. Sometimes she gots a wild/crazy side.

Dé-Zchanne is a party girl and she's is very outgoing.

by ané November 22, 2021

andrew zhang

An absolute legend, with insane drip and a massive cock. He's the man every boy aspires to become, and the dude every girl (and guy) wants to get with. It is said that he has pure Mug root beer coursing through his veins. Do not cross him, or you will get morbed into nonexistence.

person 1: oh shit it's andrew zhang
person 2: no way, what a fuckin legend
person 3: yo the Mug maniac Himself!
andrew: IM GONNA MOOOOORRRRBBBBBB
persons 1,2,3 : ahhhh he's morbing *all simultaneously morbed into the morbosphere*

by grug3931 May 27, 2022

Sarah Nimo Zhang

Sarah nimo zhang. Truly one of the most bootylicious people ever. She swims faster than eyes can see. She should enter a dumpling eating contest. Sarah nimo Zhang, she she he he now Bebe Sarah is a little Bebe. She should date Ned Nixon such a luscious person. Sarah is lesbian in disguise. Don’t trust Sarah. Boob.

I see a fish. Yes it’s a Sarah nimo Zhang.

by boobiesuckerrrrr May 31, 2018