Wanktanker

1) A US submarine full of male naval officers.

2) A person so involved in themselves they wank so much they could fill a tanker.

1) I heard a Wanktanker pulled into Sydney this morning, they had to open the hatch to clear out the semen/sea-men stench.

2) Phil is such a Wanktanker if he were any futher up himself he could use his arse as a hat.

by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005

Wonka Roll

There are a couple of definitions. One, is where you want to boot someone on an online game, you go on a soundboard and play "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Two, is where you trick someone into watching a video or listening to something but instead they hear that "you get nothing, you lose, goo day sir" clip.

*Azn Invasion245 joins the party on Xbox Live*
*Host plays "you get nothing, you lose, good day sir" clip*
*Host boots Azn Invasion245*
Get Wonka Rolled!!!

by Vicodeez October 8, 2009

Wonkied

Stoned, high

"Yeah dude, me and E got hella wonkied last night"

by Slimshady420blazeit October 22, 2016

Willy Wonka Colla Poppa

A Willy Wonka Colla Poppa is the moment when you're finishing in a girls face, and you take a shit on their neck.
Then choking them until they clean your anus, with their tongue.

it's either they do it, or DIE.

bitch you better like it, that's right! lick it! WILLY WONKA COLLA POPPA

NOW YOU CAN BREATHE.

by anusinfestedchocolate April 5, 2010

Bunkin up like willy wonka

when 3 or more people have to sleep in the same bed do to little sleeping space. just like charlies grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory.

its cool bro, we bunkin up like willy wonka

by nhop89 June 29, 2011

wonk wonk

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

by spiridon December 28, 2008

Willie Wonka Nagin

The Mayor of New Orleans,who wishes for a "Chocolate City" where Negroes live .

Fuck that Willie Wonka Mother Fucking Ray Nigga Nutts Nagin . Ray Nagin would fuck up a ball bearing,a clueless Nigger.Willie Wonka Nagin should go to that other Chocolate City~D.C.or4 Detroit.

by Mandingo Jackson October 21, 2008