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Picture Vulture 

One who intentionally stands in the background of other peoples' photos just to ruin the picture. This person will sneak into a picture without anyone knowing until the photo is later looked at. This person will stop at nothing to be in as many photos as possible.

V. Picture Vulching- the act of being a picture vulture.
Girl: "Let's look at the pictures from your birthday at the bar!"
Other Girl: "Who's the random guy in the background? He's such a picture vulture!"

Table Vulture 

A word used to describe a person who circles people who appear to be leaving a busy restaurant so that they can sit down and enjoy their food. Parents often send their kids out as Table Vultures while the parent orders food.
*restaurant name* is always filled with Table Vultures on weekends.

vulva vulture 

a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts
That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
vulva vulture by philologue October 5, 2011

Gas Vulture 

A person who swoops down on a gas station attendant.
The Gas Vulture is coming to get me.
Gas Vulture by Ray Mucchio May 15, 2003

The Turkey Vulture 

mc: "Is the turkey vulture flying high?" ;)

miller: "It's flying sooo high" ;) ;)

Bearded Vulture 

When you perform oral sex on a dead woman with a lot of pubic hair.
"I have so many pubic hairs in my teeth because I went all bearded vulture on Bea Arthur
Bearded Vulture by vcasino April 16, 2010