Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

Vertentive

Something That You think is really cool , but you dont want to personally have.

Don Cherry's voice is very vertentive

by samuek November 22, 2004

verter

another name for a tv remote control

" hey bob, pass the verter "

by PAIGEY. July 5, 2008

Vertical Newton

Vertical Newton is an interesting sort of sex position in which both members are upside down, while the penis is inside the other partner's ear. Sounds surprising, but in the heat of the moment, many women find it very sensual.

"I just got my vertical newton on last night!"

by Chacha311 January 13, 2009

vertigay

A type of dizziness, which is caused by a build-up of semen in the ear, causing a bacterial infection.

Hey you guys, I can't come into work. After that all night man orgy, I'm suffering from vertigay big time.

by rogerflemish August 31, 2010

Vertubenflugen

A word made up by Betty White as her character Rose Nylund on Golden Girls meaning “horn”.

“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen” is equivalent to “I’m not one to toot my own horn.” To “too one’s own horn” is an informal North American expression meaning to talk boastfully about oneself or one’s achievements.

“I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.”

by msr January 12, 2022

vertical gifted

Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.

All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.

*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*

Sam: I hate being short sometimes

Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.

Sam: … stfu

by Finn Gerbangh December 14, 2021