One of the most depressing spots in the world. It is stated as the 4th largest city in the state of Washington, when in reality it is just an extremely large suburb of Portland Oregon. Vancouver is primarily a residential area, with everyone typically commuting to portland for work (Hence the term "suburb"). The most common nick names for Vancouver are "The Couve" and "Vantucky", the ladder of which refers to the staggering amount of white trash that call Vancouver Home.
Anyone who says they love Vancouver has either never been outside the city limits or is referring to Vancouver's big sister up in Canada. In fact in a recent survey, 9 out of 10 people said they would actually up and leave town if they had the means. The other 10% began sobbing and shaking uncontrollably, knowing that it would never happen.
If you looked at young woman who had just recently moved to Vancouver, and checked up on her 10 years later, you would find that she would be living in a decrepit 50s style ranch house with an abusive husband, 6 children, a diseased Pitbull and an addiction to some sort of illicit drug.
Vancouver changes you.
Many experts have tried deducing why Vancouver is such an overwhelmingly boring and depressing place. Some point to the weather. Others blame the lack of entertainment in Vancouver.
In short, Vancouver Washington may well be one of the worst places on earth.
Anyone who says they love Vancouver has either never been outside the city limits or is referring to Vancouver's big sister up in Canada. In fact in a recent survey, 9 out of 10 people said they would actually up and leave town if they had the means. The other 10% began sobbing and shaking uncontrollably, knowing that it would never happen.
If you looked at young woman who had just recently moved to Vancouver, and checked up on her 10 years later, you would find that she would be living in a decrepit 50s style ranch house with an abusive husband, 6 children, a diseased Pitbull and an addiction to some sort of illicit drug.
Vancouver changes you.
Many experts have tried deducing why Vancouver is such an overwhelmingly boring and depressing place. Some point to the weather. Others blame the lack of entertainment in Vancouver.
In short, Vancouver Washington may well be one of the worst places on earth.
"Hey have you been here before?"
"Where?"
"This place. Vancouver Washington."
"Nope, my buddy said it was a total hell hole though."
"Oh ok."
"Where?"
"This place. Vancouver Washington."
"Nope, my buddy said it was a total hell hole though."
"Oh ok."
by Anonanimal October 23, 2011
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a male Vandy student who thinks he is a gift to every woman at Vandy despite his severe lack of respect for women and his lack of even a glimmer of a charming personality
The guy at the party was such a vanderdouche. He talked for an entire hour about all of his accomplishments, never asked me any questions about myself, and still thought I would be jumping at the chance to go home with him at the end of the night. He was completely clueless.
by VandyAngel December 20, 2008
Get the vanderdouche mug.Beamerville. The highest concentration of luxury cars and souped up civics you'll find outside of LA. Offers the best seafood in the world at good prices. Downtown consists of 99% condo towers and marinas. Very nice and all, but make sure you avoid the DTES next door (Downtown Eastside)! Real estate on the west half of the city will cost both your arms and legs as well as those of your children and grand children. Ownership of a home starts at one million dollars. Have fun paying off the mortgage.
"I drive around the parking lot at Aberdeen Centre in Vancouver and can only find BMWs and Mercedes benz..."
"You can't find sashimi like this anywhere outside Vancouver"
"Sonofabitch...I make 200k and I can't pay off my mortgage! Vancouver sucks!!!"
"You can't find sashimi like this anywhere outside Vancouver"
"Sonofabitch...I make 200k and I can't pay off my mortgage! Vancouver sucks!!!"
by someone who got priced out of his home and moved to toronto August 30, 2006
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A city located on the West Coast of Canada and near Seattle of Washington State. It is a living paradise, nice weather (not too cold, not too humid or hot, but sometimes snows at winters), the best weed you'll ever find in North America, and the people there crave hockey.
A city located on the West Coast of Canada and near Seattle of Washington State. It is a living paradise, nice weather (not too cold, not too humid or hot, but sometimes snows at winters), the best weed you'll ever find in North America, and the people there crave hockey.
Man, this weekend me and my homeboi are gona drive all the way from LA to Vancity and hit up with some quality weed.
by Young Stash September 25, 2006
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The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.
The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.
Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”
by TwintowersIsa January 27, 2023
Get the Vancing, Vanced mug.The act of being drilled (hit) by a van and a cheetah at the same time or by two separate acts. (Once by a van then by a cheetah).
Girl 1: I was drilled by a van the other day, then today I was drilled by a cheetah.
Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
Girl 2: No Way!!! You were Vancheetahfied!!!!
by BEBKillerz July 7, 2010
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